#Sorry everyone!

[resident-dumb-fuck]

richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

what if i caused problems on purpose <3

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo

#FUCK YOU GEORGE

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💥ladyanne Follow

man i miss my husband and father in law

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

hey

💥ladyanne

shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

can i try rizzing you up

💥ladyanne

um. sure?

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

💥ladyanne

i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.

🧍‍♂️gentleman-retainer

anyone else in this thread smoke weed

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🌹lancaster-official Follow

you all suck.

@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.

@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed

@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.

🐦fuckinghim Follow

get off tumblr margaret we're in court

🌹lancaster-official

he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever

🐦fuckinghim

WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????

🌹lancaster-official

i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are

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🗼mr-london-tower Follow

just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell

🗼mr-london-tower

update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.

#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad

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eddie-baby-deactivated

yayyy everybody is friends now :)

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer

eddie-baby-deactivated

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that

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👗elizabeth-woodville Follow

I regret to inform you all that the king has died.

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✨cecily-not-sicily Follow

dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)

#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!

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#️⃣billhastings Follow

SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams

#️⃣billhastings

oh what the fuck.

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🍓bishop-ely Follow

crazy day at work today

#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!

also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.

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💥ladyanne Follow

RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard

#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel

#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"

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🌹lancaster-official Follow

@/halfhearteddickjoke FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

submitted by @/elizabeth-woodville

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING

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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow

hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.

#maybe i am a bad person

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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow

wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy

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🚣‍♂️resident-dumb-fuck Follow

final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever

[anlian-aishang]

getting a platonic bath from levi

- sleeves rolled up, white cotton shirt made more and more see-through in the process

- reaches all the spots on your back

- gentle at most times, diligent at others

- lifts your hand from beneath the water to clean your arm

- cotton washcloth pressed against your skin from thighs to your toes

- reclines you backwards so that your hair can soak

- whispers "trust me" as he tips you back, ensuring you do not sink too deep

- helping you out of the tub, your hands in his as he stands

- wrapping you tight in a warm towel, fresh from the dryer

[innerchorus]

Wait... I think I misread the release date lmao. So I think it's actually tomorrow. It's out on the 9th in Japan.

[coldvelvetnight]

can’t believe im the only person on earth who thinks they should kiss… anyway!

[meltyclownstudio]

An Unfortunate Delay

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But it's not all bad news! We've decided to put Bonnie's Bakery on sale for the itch.io Halloween Sale and Steam Scream Fest! Bonnie's Bakery will be 25% off for the duration of both of these sales as we continue to work towards release! For now, here's a sneak peek of the progress we've been making!

I hope to update you all again soon!

SoupDev

[mysticarks]

Damn I did it again didn't I. That last post was most certainly not an April fool's joke, it was just poorly timed considering I didn't hold up my promise of keeping in touch once again. Still feeling really withdrawn and unmotivated unfortunately, but please believe that I haven't forgotten my friends!

In the meantime, I've been doing my job and tending to home as usual, and becoming more proactive in seeking medical care. I've been really nervous about my health recently. Hate to alarm anyone, but it's good to be honest.

Also! I've finally transitioned to a new laptop and am exploring more games and music to help lift my mood (and ENA!!! How did it take me this long to discover this series? I owe her my life). Needless to say I'm really itching to discuss stuff and release the silly posts and maybe some art as well. Will it be awkward to just jump into business after being a ghost for so long? Can't be bothered to worry too much at this point...

Don't know how to end this post. I'm so SO sorry for being such a weenie and disappearing again. Love you guys stay safe! (redoing my dashboard tweaks and blacklist is gonna be a pain lol)

[aswithasunbeam]

Hey! Are you still writing fanfiction? If you aren't, that's alright. I just really love your writing and it's been a while :)

I know, I totally suck for disappearing! I am working on refreshing myself about where I left off for "Life Hereafter" while I research and decide exactly where I want to take the next part. And I'm definitely trying to get back into writing, so hopefully more fics coming in the near future! Ham and Eliza will always be my faves!

So glad you've enjoyed my fics!!

[ask-utayaboy]

mod: inbox closed for a bit ill open it once i start answering the asks that are in there later today!!

[silvermun]

*knocks door* Still alive?

still alive! just busy @@;;

[365buns-ayear]

day 55

[starry-night-rose]

Regarding this post

So....Event outfits did win by a majority! However, I’m a bit burnt out to draw the event outfits so instead I will be drawing my ocs in their casual wear!

I’m so sorry to everyone who wanted to see their event outfits first! Mark my words! They will be made in due time!

The new order is now

1. Casual Outfits

2. Event Outfits

3. School Uniforms

As I’m a bit busy, these might take a bit but I’m currently brainstorming them so that helps!

[chaosciara]

okay so you don't really know me, we used to know each other years ago through this hellsite before i deactivated cause i was crazy (this is oversharing you don't need to know this), and i got back on here just this year and i was trying to find you recently but obviously didn't know you changed your url and i panicked and typed your old url into the tumblr search and thank god you popped up. anyway thought you might enjoy hearing about my little adventure to find you again

hi my angel <3 oh m geee this is sooo cute and funny!

I’m glad you managed to find me again and YAY to having you back <3 o hope your tumbles experience is much more tolerable this time round and you have a lovely time

feel free to pop me a dm if you wanna get back in touch :)

[anlian-aishang]

I just wanna play twister with him.

[realpersonfacts]

actually this is my fault it’s cuz i’m not there in the stands this time to send evil energies at mr t paul until he rolls an ankle

[darthteeth]

i don't feel well but whatever I will try to finish one commission today

[makeitmingi]

sorry im ghosting this week. im up to my neck in assignments, currently trying to do one close to 4am in the morning... plus it's my birthday week so i'm trying to get it done so i'm not working on my birthday.